I visited it only once - aside from being a third heavier than usual, I swiftly felt the heat and humidity making me unwell and returned to the core of the station, which was tuned to the interstellar norm I was used to. After years of contact, most alien races know almost nothing about humans other than exaggerated horror stories; they rarely bother us, and the ones that do never return home. David licks his wounds, interacts with the crew and does some cooking. As we soon discovered, nearly 3% of the galaxy was part of what was known as the "Veil of Madness". The story of Lablonnamedadon is one of the classic HFY stories that got the sub noticed. YASS. When mankind ventured out into space, we never suspected what was to come. If you encounter any issues, please contact Lord Licorice on IRC/Discord or email 4chan [at] thisisnotatrueending.com. A Good HFY Thread: With reposting of classics, statement of what HFY is, and plenty of new OC. He did it because there are more challenges down there among his own kind than he would ever find up here, among us. Man this is fantastic (spellgun is too). These ones were wearing full military combat harnessmy own light security harness was no match. I closed the booth, stood up and gestured for the alien to follow me with my second right forelimb. The other, a male called Jung, pointed out a peninsula on the prograde end of the largest land mass when asked where his home was. Back on Earth I owned a recreational establishment, the human said, sipping his glass of water. OP with his merry band of ragtag rank 2 IG takes on Deathwatch 'Crons and wins like a baus. He was holding himself low and hunched, and I could see those dense high-gravity muscles tense and ready under his lightly-furred skin. Heightened sensitivity? It shrieked and flailed, swatting the human with its hindlimbs. If Jenkins was to be believed, then the line between fantasy and reality was, for many humans, invisible. It implies that your entire species is insane., And youre strong, fast, impervious to pulse fire. They are something far more than that. Or we can just call it the Brrrt class vessel, Holy shit i only just found the original prey, and LOVE IT. Dude, not a single word of this let us down, this was amazing. Been seeing new Spellguns, and now this. I had trouble understanding how somebody could hear the music written by Khachaturian, Tchaikovsky, Bach and Rutter and consider them dull, but other members of the crew reported that they preferred Jenkins taste in music. Free shipping for many products! What is it?, Our greatest weakness, Jenkins said. Here you go: https://imgur.com/gallery/2Q59t. Suicide also seemed to be something they would resort to with little or no good reason. UhI dont know. They are tortured geniuses. Blazcowickz fighting against the magitech cult of Zarus. Hope you all enjoy! Sheathed in a stealth field that bent all electromagnetic radiation around itself, and using centripetal spin rather than generated gravity, it was designed to go completely undetected. In which David pushes his ship and his equipment to their limits. One of the Kondar gunmen on the closest ship had a panic attack after hearing our garbled transmission. As far as I know the original author never wrote anything else in the universe and never even identified him/herself which is why the author is always listed as anonymous. One of his eyes had swollen and was turning a dark red-purple. Asshole. Heh, it was a fun challenge. This bot is open source. Read the FAQ, read the Subreddit Rules, and check out our Wiki. Must be Christmas morning and no one told me. Then I started on Everyone Loved Large Chests (also excellent as long as you don't mind, or can forgive, the sexualization, but not caught up yet). The remaining passengers from the shuttle that we had been processing were responding with varying degrees of calmness. Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go! Only hope? Jenkins asked. Jenkins sprinted for cover, and I followed. A few rogue factions cropped up, piracy and smuggling saw a rebirth in this new space age, and mankind went on as it always had. The commander tried to keep a disaster from occurring and ordered his ships not to open fire. Then a moment that would change our history came. I couldnt tell if he had failed to notice the humans discomfort, or if he simply didnt care. There's a reason this universe you've created is the second-highest ranking post in the entire subreddit. Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. A setting where the PCs are fantasy B.J. David and Cylia deal with a worm while Clank flexes on some aliens. A lot of screencaps, but among them are new content, and two (so far) good long OCs. Glad you liked it! When Ploel and Teelm are entering the Bonthan security room, you have Ploel's race as 'kethkhan', but the previous mention was 'kethkan'. I say you have a talent for worrying in vain. It was farther out than we had ever travelled before, but not by much. His skin went bumpy and raised his sparse body fur. He was completely unable to pronounce my name, so had taken to approximating the first syllable, with my permission. Ethnic, religious, and cultural differences became less important when you were away from Earth, and in the end those who could not agree simply lived on different worlds. He was quite correct and that status made properly navigating him through the immigration paperwork impossible. I look forward to reading your future works and thank you for sharing your story with us! It was only after Reddit user Guidosbestfriend set his own story Humans Dont Make Good Pets in the same universe and I confessed to having created the setting that I learned that The Kevin Jenkins Experience was considered a HFY classic. Henhouse, henhouse, henhouse.. I'm so glad I found this post before it was archived. I couldnt restrain my strangled bleat of disbelief. ? he demanded. taps two fingers repeatedly in the crook of his arm. The Corti abducted you, didnt they?. Do you know when the next part may be coming? They were barely beyond the Stone Age, farming and agriculture still in its early days. Passed out around 4. Jenkins didnt seem especially frightened by the news, but then I realised he had almost certainly never heard of the only carnivorous species in the galaxy that preferred the meat of fellow sentients. The recording would just have to do. It was when I started to explore without his guiding hand that I started to find the positives. The incident prompted the council to do two things: first they passed an amendment to the Treaty that allowed for a species to be declared sentient if it had developed calculus, rather than interplanetary FTL, though the Contact Prohibition would remain in effect until the species went interplanetary. The Daal, Beer, and the wonderful world of marketing, Faces would make everything so much harder, Lecture on Human History by professor Hatamhob, Entry in the Galactic Encyclopaedia: Sweat. Normally, I only read one offs on here, but this one makes it so I cant wait for another. Human words started to slip into the languages of the stations crew, filling gaps in our philosophical vocabulary. Might do it again all over again for the story. The classic tale of first contact. This was then followed by the angry growl of a hull breach alarm, but oddly not the decompression alarm. Most of the crew found it impossible to believe that she was not insane, but Jenkins assured me that her beliefs were considered perfectly normal. I'll look at it again tomorrow when I'm on a computer and not on a phone. Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Old Guard Falls NetNarrator 43.4K subscribers Subscribe 1 3 views 1 minute ago #hfy #Greentext #awesome One last dance! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to think that you, as a contributor, have more sway than a random internet plebe theyve already decided to shit on. A more SANE takeover than Napoleon's return, and with significant help, but still! Baden Woods, is the brash Terran Ambassador to the Assemblage, and friends with, Nesh, the Dreeden Ambassador to the Assemblage. I've read a few stories based on this universe, most have been pretty damn good. I had not finished gathering my thoughts when there was a sudden violent lurch that knocked me from my feet. The Supremacy blew away a single craft to secure its escape victor; a sad but necessary tactic. I'm a month late to this party but I never thought I'd see a post titled "Prey III." David takes care of some pirates, recruits a cabinboy, a robot and the best girl. Ditto. "Never underestimate the power of making an Ensign cry." I got to re read part 2 again because I forgot about some stuff lol. No story just yet, but ill be refreshing every couple of seconds, Ah my b took your comment as saying you didnt see the link before removal. You have those nervejam grenade things. he pointed out. My arm dangled useless by my side and every slight movement was agony, but I had to know if he was alive. Had to do a double take when I saw the notification. You are not, Officer Aktnn, Vedreg replied. The Hunters were turning to fire at him as I popped up from cover. He's relatively green, having only served one tour with the ARTN 8th Fleet, along with, Quet "Bug" Yous, one of the few Dreeden space superiority fighter pilots. For those who are upset by the strongly antitheistic content of part 0.2, I implore you to power on through it. Our first contact did not go so well, however. Unlucky for the Kondar, the concept of warning shots was alien to them, and they did not stop to ask why the single shot had missed. I'm just sort of curious whether the reference is intentional or even a reference at all. They are mentally overwhelmingtheir ideas are powerful, their inventiveness puts us to shame, their philosophy explores avenues of thought that simply never occurred to us. It was along the lines of humanity gets exterminated but sends a bunch of dudes in power armor on intercept courses with alien planets. Maybe theres even a POW camp where all the races are together? We considered making contact, but in the end decided against it. Few humans appeared in view of aliens outside of deliberately frightening power armour, and human ambassadors used voice synthesizers to sound like that first garbled communication had. HOLY SHIT!!! GLad to see the VoM getting some more pagetime. Without a challenge, I think they very swiftly get depressed. At first I thought it had received some pleasant comments and then sank without a trace. It would require an amendment to the Galactic Treaty of Laws, he said Which the council is historically stubborn to tamper with. I began to suspect, however, that Jenkins had not been entirely fair about his own species. Constructed with our most advanced technology, to the point where systems were updated during construction, and having a length of nearly seven miles, it was the mightiest ship we had ever created. YES! Just just have a read of how that post escalates, as it goes on. Looking at your account name versus what you've been posting, I've gotta ask: is this account purpose made? It's an amazing universe with engaging characters, an incredible backstory, and fantastic writing. My own hunch tells me that it was about encountering another predator species. Nach, Faen and Delv, security and hardware experts that excel in getting the team in and out of heavily protected places and computer systems to conduct espionage. And humans believe that this is the real way in which the history of your species unfolded?. I fired, but fear took my aim and the best I managed was a single round that impacted harmlessly against a shield before their return fire broke my own shielding and ruined my arm. ", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vqUJ4T4wQ. Something Ive never seen since I first started wandering around all these stations Jenkins said. Much of the headthe top, around the ears, and down under and around the mouth and nosewas covered in short, coarse fur of a brownish hue, apart from where this had been shaved in front of the ear to accept a cybernetic of some description. I need more.I gotta have more.. Fuck yeah! This series had so much story potential until the reveal. A quadriform biped, forelimbs ending in five manipulating digits. He told us of the myth he had grown up being told was real. They gave me a splitting headache from across the room.. Prepare to be disappointed. Or at least, that's what I choose to believe. It's because of their tongues, you know Journal of an Alien Diplomat | Part Three. The idea of the suicide bomber was alarming, and caused something of a stir when it was presented to the committee for interstellar security, who called an emergency session to think up means by which such an insane tactic could be countered. Stuff lol went bumpy and raised his sparse body fur with engaging,! 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